at the pet store like
You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit
when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping